[The PCD clicks on to the sound of feminine laughter. However, it's not the giggly, sweet, or even flirty kind of laughter. It's the kind of laughter that says the person is about this close to hacking up a lung, and is not physically able to stop.]

[Sasuke's voice, very clearly male and VERY clearly irritated as all hell. The sounds of someone ( Read more... )

... I think I just freaked out some of the new arrivals by changing back into a guy in the middle of our conversations.

Well, sleeping's a bust.

...

[Sound of a throat clearing.]

... anyway. Just letting everyone know that I wasn't kidnapped in the night, I'm just going for a walk. I'm fine alone; the sun's coming up and I'll be screening my location the whole time.

I just have some stuff to think about.

[A clatter, and the PCD turns on, right in the middle of what sounds like a teenage girl screaming bloody murder.]

TH-TH-TH ONE NIGHT I SLEPT WITHOUT A SHIRT-!!!

[A girl comes on the PCD, obviously Al but with SLIGHTLY more feminine features.]

Tell me I'm not the only one...!